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Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 16:15
by frogblast
Kent: Kent Brockman here, with Campaign '96: America Flips A Coin. At an appearance this morning, Bill Clinton made some rather cryptic remarks, which aides attributed to an overly tight necktie.
Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. [crosses arms] End communication.
Marge: Hmm, that's Slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk.

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate, Bob Dole.
Kang: Abortions for all.
[crowd boos]
Very well, no abortions for anyone.
[crowd boos]
Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.
[crowd cheers and waves miniature flags]

Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka... Bob Dole.
[applause]
Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.
[applause]

Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They're nothing but hideous space reptiles.
[unmasks them]
[audience gasps in terror]
Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.
[murmurs]
Man1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
Man2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.
[Kang and Kodos laugh out loud]

Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 14:56
by Final Loan
alongwaltz wrote:
Elvistears wrote:"Lisa the Vegetarian" was on last night. There are some great quotes from that "educational" video in that episode. Sadly, I can't remember any.
"Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend who thinks it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?"
"No, just ignorant."


"Lisa, when you grow up are you going to marry a carrot?"
"*sigh* Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot."
"Oh my god, she admitted it!"


"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"
"Just ask this scientitian."

Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 16:07
by sweepingthenation

Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 17:24
by DoNotDisconnect
Krusty: (exasperated) IT WAS A JOKE!!! When you make that face IT WAS A JOKE!

Krusty: I give people a meat-like substance and some kind of cola and they still get change from their fifty!

Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 22:51
by this clump of trees
go to sleep and goodnight
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may your christmas days be nice

Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 00:52
by this clump of trees

Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:25
by simonbrew
love the episodes with uter and doogie howsers neil patrick harris

Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 18:26
by Dan Pop-o-matic
Lisa: I'm Annie Oakley!
Nelson: I'm Kevin Costner in one of his Western roles!
Ralph: I'm a gulch!

Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 18:02
by this clump of trees
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Re: the simpsons thread

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 01:47
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Re: the simpsons thread

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 23:23
by sweepingthenation
Conan O'Brien, Al Jean, Mike Reiss, Jeff Martin and Jay Kogen talk about the show's development for ages. Better than it sounds. http://teamcoco.com/video/simpsons-seri ... ber-jabber

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Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 18:46
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Re: the simpsons thread

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 20:34
by This Is Helena
Hang on, kid, I've got a tack in my head.

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Re: the simpsons thread

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Re: the simpsons thread

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