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the simpsons thread

Post by this clump of trees » Fri Jul 11, 2008 09:03

Barney: Hey Moe, what'll you give me for an AA Chip?

Moe: Uh, Barney, this is a five minute chip. . . . Eh, it's worth a Pabst.
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Post by this clump of trees » Sun Jul 13, 2008 23:41

TO FLY: THE DREAM OF MAN AND FLIGHTLESS BIRD ALIKE

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Post by this clump of trees » Thu Oct 30, 2008 19:19

Marge: [into microphone] Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson. My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over.

Wiggum: Well, thank God that's over. I was worried there for a second.

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Post by this clump of trees » Wed Nov 12, 2008 04:54

Woman 1: [to Woman 2] This cross-country flight from the law would be hell if we didn't stick together.

Woman 2: Hey, friends stick together.

Woman 3: [to Woman 4] It's amazing how through all this adversity, we managed to stick together.

Woman 4: If there's one thing decent folk do, it's stick together.

Waitress: I hate it when the waffles stick together.

Cook: Stickin' together is what good waffles do.

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Post by frogblast » Mon Nov 24, 2008 23:34

Uh, folks, we're experiencing some moderate Godzilla-related turbulence at this time, so I'm going to go ahead and ask you to put your seatbelts back on. When we get to 35 thousand feet, he usually does let go, so from there on out, all we have to worry about is Mothra, and, uh, we do have reports he's tied up with Gamera and Rodan at the present time. Thank you very much

and:

Homer: Oh well. At least we'll die doing what we love: inhaling molten rock.
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Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Post by frogblast » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:57

oh my god. they totally reanimated the simpsons opening sequence in high definition.

IS NOTHING SACRED?!

yes, yes i know there was more than one version in the past, but it's been the same for a long time, and the differences were minor.

i probably shouldn't watch new simpsons episodes. they tend to make me more angry than anything else
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Post by this clump of trees » Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:42

i think the absolute worst episode was the 90s flashback one about homer's grunge band. gross.

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Post by this clump of trees » Wed Dec 02, 2009 23:39

Judge: I can see you sincerely want your children back, but you have a lot to learn about being parents. Before I can return your children, you'll have to complete a course called "Family Skills". It teaches parents to listen to their --

Homer: Communication, gotcha.

Judge: But it's important to --

Homer: Listen, yes, I know.

Judge: But there's more to it than --

Homer: I have listening skills!

Judge: Mr. Simpson, would you please --

Homer: Shut up, Judge!

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Post by this clump of trees » Fri Mar 05, 2010 18:48

Dear Lisa,

As I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and replaced by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull and his glorious new regime!

Sincerely,
Little Girl

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Post by aorta » Mon Mar 08, 2010 21:56

BART
Oh look, you're getting cranky - you haven't had your juice.

MILHOUSE
Well, my straw broke off in the carton... that's not the point!
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Post by photojonny » Tue Mar 09, 2010 09:28

Friends? These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will
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Post by Final Loan » Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:21

Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!
I may be ugly and hate-filled but... wait, what was the third thing you said?

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Post by Dan Pop-o-matic » Sun Mar 28, 2010 15:46

But wait! What's this? In a strange turn of events a horse is abusing a jockey! Could this be the start of some terrifying planet of the horses? In this announcer's opinion almost certainly yes! And away I go...

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Post by OtterThanJuly » Thu Apr 01, 2010 07:56

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Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Post by Elvistears » Thu Apr 01, 2010 15:37

"Lisa the Vegetarian" was on last night. There are some great quotes from that "educational" video in that episode. Sadly, I can't remember any.

The "you don't win friends with salad" conga line is pretty amusing, though.

this will have to do instead:



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Post by alongwaltz » Fri Apr 02, 2010 02:47

Elvistears wrote:"Lisa the Vegetarian" was on last night. There are some great quotes from that "educational" video in that episode. Sadly, I can't remember any.
"Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend who thinks it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?"
"No, just ignorant."


"Lisa, when you grow up are you going to marry a carrot?"
"*sigh* Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot."
"Oh my god, she admitted it!"


"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"

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Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Post by Elvistears » Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:22

"Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"

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Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Post by Dan Pop-o-matic » Mon Apr 05, 2010 15:26

Okay Simpson, you just bought yourself a 3-17: Pointing Out Police Stupidity.

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Re: the 'the simpsons' thread

Post by this clump of trees » Tue Apr 06, 2010 16:04

Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.

Lisa: "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."

Bart: What's that extra B for?

Homer: It's a typo.

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