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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by wrapyrtroubles » Tue Apr 08, 2008 13:40

Hahaha, where do you find these unfortunates? I love them. What's this one's name? Heehee.

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by a layer of chips » Tue Apr 08, 2008 13:45

That's Woody. He was from an orphanage, too. He was found in a wood. Although, how the lazy bastard made it all the way to a wood when all he seems to do is sleep is beyond me. But he's a love. He can park nearer supermarkets because he's diabetic.

Here's Woody having a bath.
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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by humblebee » Tue Apr 08, 2008 14:03

I further understand that one of alayerofchips' cats has an unfortunate habit of doing sick in the sleeping bags of passing Swedish indiepopstars.

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by a layer of chips » Tue Apr 08, 2008 14:15

That was Woody. He prefers Cats on Fire to A Smile and a Ribbon, natch.

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by SophieC » Tue Apr 08, 2008 14:16

a layer of chips wrote:That was Woody. He prefers Cats on Fire to A Smile and a Ribbon, natch.
you can see his ginger udder in that picture.
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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by a layer of chips » Tue Apr 08, 2008 14:19

He'd run out of hair dye.

I wonder which of A Smile and a Ribbon he pukes on next month. It's almost exciting.

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by knibbles » Tue Apr 08, 2008 17:24

I've invented a new game. It's called Make Phil Eat his Own Tail. What you do is wait until he's sat on his Komfort Kat Kradle, then you locate his tail, and then put your hand under the Komfort Kat Kradle and push upwards with your finger quickly under the postition of his tail and it makes Phil think his tail is an enemy and he starts biting it. It's brilliant. In fact it's so fun if I carry on playing it so furiously he is only going to have a stump left by the end of the week.
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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by squirrelboutique » Tue Apr 08, 2008 17:32

You'd take Phil and sell him into a life of Professional Cat Wrestling.

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by a layer of chips » Tue Apr 08, 2008 17:35

He left the PCW to set up the FWC (Federation of Wrestling Cats).

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by wrapyrtroubles » Tue Apr 08, 2008 17:47

William/ Haslet would make a great wrestler. His special feature is walking on hind legs for extended periods and he loves to grapple. Look at the way he was going for my hand! Can you make him a costume too Snorkachu?

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by knibbles » Tue Apr 08, 2008 17:54

William looks lovely.

I think William would eat Phil.
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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by squirrelboutique » Tue Apr 08, 2008 17:55

I think Rowlo could be persuaded to grapple, but this all hinges on the name you give him.

He's handsome to a fault, wears neckties, has a mean headbutt, and according to one person here, looks like Walter Matthau.

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by wrapyrtroubles » Tue Apr 08, 2008 18:06

Oh yeah they've all got to have tin foil headgear. 1. To protect their little ears and 2. to deflect the radars of Government Anti-Cat Wrestling devices.

William might eat someone else, I can't guarantee he wouldn't try. He's sweet to me but he's an only cat so he might go funny. You should see him kill his catnip mouse. It's shocking.

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by a layer of chips » Tue Apr 08, 2008 18:08

I can tell you now that Woody isn't cut out to be a wrestler. I once caught him running away from a spider, and last summer he was bullied by birds for six weeks.

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by wrapyrtroubles » Tue Apr 08, 2008 18:11

Oh no, poor Woody, he's had a hard life. He's obviously an anxious boy. Maybe wrestling would help him win back his self-confidence?

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by a layer of chips » Tue Apr 08, 2008 18:15

It's usually a noxious fart.

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by wrapyrtroubles » Tue Apr 08, 2008 18:19

Haha! William does really terrible farts too! Sometimes you have to leave the room. It's amazing, I've never met a cat that did farts like that before. I was worried he might be ill but if Woody does it too maybe it's normal?

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by a layer of chips » Tue Apr 08, 2008 18:22

There's nothing normal about what comes out of Woody's arse. As I found to my cost after coming back from a night in Manchester on Sunday. A tray full of cats eggs doesn't really mix well with a hangover.

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by squirrelboutique » Tue Apr 08, 2008 18:32

But if Woody does indeed lay eggs, surely he'd be the best wrestler ever.

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Re: Cats Can Be Blue

Post by jayen_aitch » Tue Apr 08, 2008 22:25

Moppet would make a terrible wrestler.

She would just stare at the other cats and make low throaty noises.

So she might be a good wrestling audience member.

My colleague's cat, Tink, has gone missing. We've put a poster up about her in our window. Maybe she's run off to join the wrestling.

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