Diana Conspiracy Theories

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Diana Conspiracy Theories

Post by Simon May » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:44 am

It was aliens. It's always aliens.

Or possibly asylum seekers. With cancer.

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Post by humblebee » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:20 am

I thought it was Morrissey?

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Post by Mr Bear » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:30 am

It was the same person who took little Maddie.

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Post by Anonymous » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:43 am

it was Mohammed Al Fayed

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Post by Contravene » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:38 pm

She was pregnant, and its not dead yet

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Post by Simon May » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:28 pm

Contravene wrote:She was pregnant, and its not dead yet
Or born...

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Post by rainking123 » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:55 pm

neither dead nor born, it be in stasis it be!!!!!! urggh thats a scary thought.
E.t is on LSD

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Post by Contravene » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:28 pm

Trying to gnaw its way out? aw man, this is getting gross

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Post by Simon May » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:28 pm

Contravene wrote:Trying to gnaw its way out? aw man, this is getting gross
Aliens. Daily Mail.

It's gross.

Why does this surprise you?

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Post by Jangloid Mark » Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:00 pm

It was an accident. She wasn't wearing a seatbelt, the driver was drunk. The car was speeding as it was being chased by photographers. It crashed.

I believe that the Royals wanted to bump her off...and that they probably would have.
What happened simply saved them from having to do it themselves.
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Post by Simon May » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:48 am

No, no, no.

It was a BIG CONSPIRACY.

Don't you read the Daily Express?

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Post by mutantchoux » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:39 pm

I think it was asylum seekers. Possibly a kurd or two. I'll check with Richard Littlejohn and let you know. Probably islamofascists, he likes writing that.

Or it might be stealth taxes. Or even stealth taxis. Very expensive, those. And hard to find after a night out.

Actually scratch all that. I've just had a quick chat with the Daily Express and it was a combination of rioting Brazilian paedophiles, Portuguese police incompetence, and Brussels meddling in our right to sell turnip by the time honoured weight of one Clarkson head per bushel and charge for it in groats. And devil dogs.

WHO WILL BAN THESE DEVIL DOGS?


Then again, it might have been Prince Philip from the bell tower with a high powered sniper rifle. Mistook the car for a panda. Or possibly a chinaman.

Or the car was overloaded with cheap slapperness and spontaneously crashed into a wall. Although she was a doting mother who was never away from her kids, except when whoring about Paris late at night, possibly dressed as Moll Flanders. She doted on those kids. From afar. Whilst undoing Dodi's flies at 90mph whilst ripped to the tits on benylin.

It was the Branch Davidians. It's always them. Bastards, polluting my good name. Except I'm not called Branchdavid.

It was the Pope, I tell you. Via the power of telekinesis.

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Post by a layer of chips » Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:32 am

Colonel Mustard. In the scullery. With his penis.

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Post by Pablo » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:32 pm

PandaBear wrote:It was the same person who took little Maddie.
I think it was little Maddie
You and me could write a crap romance

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Post by grainy16mm » Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:11 am

I thought it was Morrissey?
Oh no, not this again...

http://www.dianamystery.com/

I really, really want to make a video mocking the everloving shit out of this guy and his asinine theories.
And then start my own website for it.

dianamystery--DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE EDITION. dot com.

or something.

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Re: Diana Conspiracy Theories

Post by David Peters » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:27 am

The Sun newspaper on 30th August 1997 warned Diana that she was in danger of being killed in an accident - the next day she was dead.

The news item showed her riding pillion on a powerful motorised water-sports machine.

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Re: Diana Conspiracy Theories

Post by a layer of chips » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:50 am

David Peters wrote:
The news item showed her riding pillion on a powerful motorised water-sports machine.
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