It's the Large Hadron Collider Thread, yo!
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It's the Large Hadron Collider Thread, yo!
It's time this thing moved beyond the Irrational Fears thread.
This is the best thing I've seen/heard all summer.
This is the best thing I've seen/heard all summer.
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Re: It's the Large Hadron Collider Thread, yo!
Nice. Redeemed from the end of the world by rap.
Anyone else find themselves almost singing along with the chorus...?
Anyone else find themselves almost singing along with the chorus...?
Toot toot.
Re: It's the Large Hadron Collider Thread, yo!
Thats geek rap of the highest order. Although I was hoping this thread would be about the world ending when the fire this bad boy up.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.j ... lhc105.xml
This probably contains my favourite ever scientist quote :-
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.j ... lhc105.xml
This probably contains my favourite ever scientist quote :-
Prof Brian Cox, Manchester University
Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a twat.
My apple pies go off today.
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it's even less / more cool when you realise that Prof Brian Cox is the lead singer of 'things can only get better' band D:Ream. i suspect that someone has already turned the hard on collider on and its monkeyed around with the natural order of things.Big Nose wrote:Thats geek rap of the highest order. Although I was hoping this thread would be about the world ending when the fire this bad boy up.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.j ... lhc105.xml
This probably contains my favourite ever scientist quote :-
Prof Brian Cox, Manchester University
Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a twat.
When the people are being beaten with a stick, they are not much happier if it is called 'the People's Stick.'
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Haha.
From wikipedia:
From wikipedia:
This thread makes me think of JamieC's last post on Bowlie.Born 1968
Oldham, Lancashire, England
Nationality British
Fields Particle Physics
Known for D:Ream, LHC
Toot toot.
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There's so many physics topics. This is awesome.
I've spent most of the past week calming worried pupils down about the apparent end of the world.
I also want to be Brian Cox when I grow up.
I've spent most of the past week calming worried pupils down about the apparent end of the world.
I also want to be Brian Cox when I grow up.
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Has Brian Cox never seen star trek??
He calls himself a geek and he seems blissfully unaware of the principle outlined in too many star trek episodes to reference that when matter and anti -matter collide there'll be a whole lot of exploding!
Call me a twat but I'm not sure they know what they're doing..
Just because health and safety have given something the go ahead is no guarantee of safety in the real world let alone in theoretical physics.
Also this whole dark matter theory is simplistic bunk. The egg heads have done some sums on incomplete data to produce a total mass for the universe. They've created instruments to measure this perceivable portion, and a load of Heath-Robinson contraptions down mines to try to measure some new stuff which so far has produced no positive results.
Ok, so even from our limited data we realise there's more to the universe than we can currently measure, Surely its far more likely that the mass of the universe that we can't measure is made up of a heap of different kind of things we can't even imagine perceiving rather than a simplistic single dark matter particle and dark energy force?
The Greeks had a word for it - Hubris.
He calls himself a geek and he seems blissfully unaware of the principle outlined in too many star trek episodes to reference that when matter and anti -matter collide there'll be a whole lot of exploding!
Call me a twat but I'm not sure they know what they're doing..
Just because health and safety have given something the go ahead is no guarantee of safety in the real world let alone in theoretical physics.
Also this whole dark matter theory is simplistic bunk. The egg heads have done some sums on incomplete data to produce a total mass for the universe. They've created instruments to measure this perceivable portion, and a load of Heath-Robinson contraptions down mines to try to measure some new stuff which so far has produced no positive results.
Ok, so even from our limited data we realise there's more to the universe than we can currently measure, Surely its far more likely that the mass of the universe that we can't measure is made up of a heap of different kind of things we can't even imagine perceiving rather than a simplistic single dark matter particle and dark energy force?
The Greeks had a word for it - Hubris.
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Is this where I get to say it is big and it is clever.
We spent ten minutes of a meeting yesterday talking about this and concluded that the meeting was pointless as the world would be over before the thing we were talking about happened and that we should all take the intervening days as holiday.
But then professionalism set in. Typical.
We spent ten minutes of a meeting yesterday talking about this and concluded that the meeting was pointless as the world would be over before the thing we were talking about happened and that we should all take the intervening days as holiday.
But then professionalism set in. Typical.
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You have to say your PR has gone somewhat awry when all anyone knows of your massive experiment is that it might end the world.
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Maybe in a meeting somewhere justifications are being made "But at least people are talking about it! Look at the column inches."
They should cash in on it, have a do when they switch it on, with four horsemen riding around and The Rapture.
They should cash in on it, have a do when they switch it on, with four horsemen riding around and The Rapture.
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Don't worry. I'm sure I read somewhere that they've got an "eject the warp core" command on the LHC. :)Modern Antiquarian wrote:He calls himself a geek and he seems blissfully unaware of the principle outlined in too many star trek episodes to reference that when matter and anti -matter collide there'll be a whole lot of exploding!
I'm so looking forward to what the LHC reveals around the composition of particles. It's like living in the future and almost makes up for being 5 to 10 generations too early to set foot on the moon/mars/just go in to space.
And by me, I mean, Flexo.
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If they find evidence of the Higgs Boson I might wee myself. I was lucky enough to visit the ATLAS detector in February. It is BIG. Pictures don't really do it justice.soft revolution wrote: I'm so looking forward to what the LHC reveals around the composition of particles. It's like living in the future and almost makes up for being 5 to 10 generations too early to set foot on the moon/mars/just go in to space.
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Theres a video of one of the detectors being installed on Wikipedia and it looks massive - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - I guess like everything you have to stand there yourself to get an idea of how big it is.bodgers_badger wrote:If they find evidence of the Higgs Boson I might wee myself. I was lucky enough to visit the ATLAS detector in February. It is BIG. Pictures don't really do it justice.

And by me, I mean, Flexo.
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I saw Brian Cox presenting a science show a while ago, I think it was about parallel universe stuff or something - was in the same season of stuff as the Eels-guy's-dad documentary. He is quite funny, and even a physics loser like me can understand the way he explains things. He should have been my physics teacher instead of the grumpy twat at my school. Not the singer of D:Ream tho - just some keyboard monkey or so. Oh - the wiki thing says he toured with Europe! I wonder if he'll be keyboarding The Final Countdown when they switch the LHC on for proper, woo!
Eek! We're all going to die! Haha. Yer baws.
Eek! We're all going to die! Haha. Yer baws.
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*chuckles at the thought of 'The Final Countdown' being played as it fires up*
Any Particle Physics geeks might also enjoy http://www.particlezoo.net/.
Any Particle Physics geeks might also enjoy http://www.particlezoo.net/.
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They're ace! You could re-create the conditions of the LHC in fluffy form by putting a heap of them into two open bags and colliding them.bodgers_badger wrote:Any Particle Physics geeks might also enjoy http://www.particlezoo.net/.
(disclaimer - may end the world, do not try this at home)
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my mum is worried that the world is going to end. not because of her in depth knowledge of theoretical physics, but because the guy in charge of the experiment is welsh.
a welshman? in charge of a supercollider? WE'RE ALL DOOMED.
a welshman? in charge of a supercollider? WE'RE ALL DOOMED.
When the people are being beaten with a stick, they are not much happier if it is called 'the People's Stick.'
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Steady on butt, it's gone to the committee.JamieC wrote:a welshman? in charge of a supercollider? WE'RE ALL DOOMED.
And the committee think it's gonna be, like, well tidy.
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Anyone know what time they're pushing the button? I may have access to a secure vault...
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Edit: LHC first beam webcast here- 10th September 2008 - 9am CEST (GMT+2)
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