Hollyoaks: Where no one above the age of 40 survives.

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Re: Hollyoaks: Where no one above the age of 40 survives.

Post by soft revolution » Wed Aug 20, 2008 18:56

AAAh. More Hollyoaks lightning. Thats two people who have been struck in 4 years in Hollyoaks, well above the national average.
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Post by Richard » Wed Aug 20, 2008 21:12

I saw the first ever episode. Things were easier then. The only characters were Kurt, Tony and Jambo, with the occasional cameo from Baz. Why'd did they have to change?

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Post by ianal » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:24

Did anyone see Zoe slagging off the Velvet Underground last night? She used to be one of my favourites

Think it'll be the channel 4 one tonight.

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Post by Marshall » Tue Dec 02, 2008 18:15

I know he's mean but I do hope warren is ok!

Oh and I fancy Michaela, It feels wrong but she's lovely!

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Post by caramarydaisy » Wed Dec 03, 2008 09:23

what on earth has been happening?!

did something go down with niall in the late ones the other week? why was warren all beat up and calvin looking dead panicy?!

ive missed lots the last few weeks basically since tina dying. recap anyone??
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Post by Marshall » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:52

Niall jumped because Steph admitted she didn't love him and he felt he had nothing left. No one went down with him but they did shoot 2 endings so I heard so maybe Craig did in the alternative one. Glad he didn't in the official one!

That CID bloke has it in for Warren, He raided Warren's bar the other week but Calvin tipped him off beforehand. Hence CID bloke being annoyed. Also Warren attacked him in the park from behind with a plank of wood and put him in hospital so this was his revenge. As for Calvin, Warren convinced him that he killed drug dealer Nige when he attacked him in self defence. He didn't actually kill him and he was seen last week but Warren wants to keep it this way so Calvin will be in his debt, he also told calvin he buried nige for him so no one finds out. Calvin had to go along with the CID guy so he doesn't find out that he's tipping off Warren.

I hope that makes sense and I hope I don't come across as sad for getting so involved :-D

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Post by lynsosaurus » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:56

i think i can be of service here! SPOILER ALERT!





in the late ones, steph and tom and craig went to a remote house in scotland, and niall broke into steph's flat and conveniently found google earth still open on her computer with the address of the cottage they were in. he followed them there and then kidnapped tom, and then basically tried to force steph to agree to be with him forever and be a little happy family. loads of stuff happened in between, but basically craig told niall that steph didn't love him and steph agreed and niall chucked himself off a cliff.

there was lots of shagging in the late night ones, as usual, including zoe and sarah having drunken lesbian sex and dom shagging a pole dancer who likes the history channel, and mercedes went to ireland and got married after a load of hassle.

calvin has been offered a promotion to cid or something by creepy-cop-that-fancies-his-wife and he's totally playing calvin. he seems to know that calvin and warren are mates, and manipulates him into taking part on a 'raid' on the loft where they basically beat warren up, calvin included.

i think that's it.

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Post by caramarydaisy » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:57

niall jumped? where had steph and tom ended up? so he stalked them? where does craig fit in?


Marshall wrote:Niall jumped because Steph admitted she didn't love him and he felt he had nothing left. No one went down with him but they did shoot 2 endings so I heard so maybe Craig did in the alternative one. Glad he didn't in the official one!

That CID bloke has it in for Warren, He raided Warren's bar the other week but Calvin tipped him off beforehand. Hence CID bloke being annoyed. Also Warren attacked him in the park from behind with a plank of wood and put him in hospital so this was his revenge. As for Calvin, Warren convinced him that he killed drug dealer Nige when he attacked him in self defence. He didn't actually kill him and he was seen last week but Warren wants to keep it this way so Calvin will be in his debt, he also told calvin he buried nige for him so no one finds out. Calvin had to go along with the CID guy so he doesn't find out that he's tipping off Warren.

I hope that makes sense and I hope I don't come across as sad for getting so involved :-D
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Post by caramarydaisy » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:59

AH! ok, that makes a bit more sense now! thanks!
lynsosaurus wrote:i think i can be of service here! SPOILER ALERT!





in the late ones, steph and tom and craig went to a remote house in scotland, and niall broke into steph's flat and conveniently found google earth still open on her computer with the address of the cottage they were in. he followed them there and then kidnapped tom, and then basically tried to force steph to agree to be with him forever and be a little happy family. loads of stuff happened in between, but basically craig told niall that steph didn't love him and steph agreed and niall chucked himself off a cliff.

there was lots of shagging in the late night ones, as usual, including zoe and sarah having drunken lesbian sex and dom shagging a pole dancer who likes the history channel, and mercedes went to ireland and got married after a load of hassle.

calvin has been offered a promotion to cid or something by creepy-cop-that-fancies-his-wife and he's totally playing calvin. he seems to know that calvin and warren are mates, and manipulates him into taking part on a 'raid' on the loft where they basically beat warren up, calvin included.

i think that's it.
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Post by lynsosaurus » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:59

Marshall wrote: I hope that makes sense and I hope I don't come across as sad for getting so involved :-D
ah, i'm so relieved that someone else is sad enough to know all of that!

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Post by indiansummer » Wed Dec 03, 2008 13:02

lynsosaurus wrote:zoe and sarah having drunken lesbian sex
really?!?!?

Hang on a sec - i've just realised i know some of the scriptwriters (and they were at Indietracks, fact fans!) so i could just ask them what the deal is with that. There seems to be a new character revealing their hitherto-unsuspected homosexuality every time i turn it on these days...
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Post by Marshall » Wed Dec 03, 2008 13:15

indiansummer wrote:
lynsosaurus wrote:zoe and sarah having drunken lesbian sex
really?!?!?

Hang on a sec - i've just realised i know some of the scriptwriters (and they were at Indietracks, fact fans!) so i could just ask them what the deal is with that. There seems to be a new character revealing their hitherto-unsuspected homosexuality every time i turn it on these days...
You didn't see much though only them kissing slightly. I didn't understand why it was on so late when you saw it again in flashbacks on the evening show anyway, Of course they did do more in the story but you saw nothing. Now I sound like a pervert!

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Post by indiansummer » Wed Dec 03, 2008 13:19

Marshall wrote: I sound like a pervert!
Ha! i had to doctor my original post to stop myself from sounding like a total homophobe. That was a moment of panic right there.
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Post by caramarydaisy » Wed Jun 10, 2009 18:49

snorkachu wrote:What in the name of blinkin' blimey is going on with Ste, that baby and those charity people? Me and Andy can't make head nor tail of what's going on - all the signs are pointing towards Baby Kidnap, but there's already been one Baby Kidnap recently and surely even the Hollyoaks scriptwriters aren't that lazy? All I can ascertain is that those charity buggers are a bit dodgy - the woman one is Baby Hungry Psycho and the men one seem to be face twins because I can't tell the difference between them.

i keep wondering exactly the same thing.. but because of the storyline speed of holyoaks were not going to find out at least before christmas, gah!
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Post by caramarydaisy » Wed Jun 10, 2009 18:53

oh my god and we literally ALMOST just found out.. but no!
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Post by caramarydaisy » Wed Jun 10, 2009 18:54

BABY SELLING RACKET!
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Post by caramarydaisy » Wed Jun 10, 2009 18:57

i bet abi comes good in the end and tells ste whats going on, ooh
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Post by linus » Wed Jun 10, 2009 20:07

they must be taking the piss with those bits? tonight's one (with darren interviewing sarah) reminded me of the episode of seinfeld where kramer moves the merv griffin show set into his appartment and makes jerry and everyone his guests

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Post by Karenbee » Sun Jul 12, 2009 19:35

caramarydaisy wrote:BABY SELLING RACKET!

From what I can gather I think they go around befriending people who they think are unsuitable to be parents whom the weird girl meets at the hospital . They then convince them they are bad parents and that they should hand the baby over to them to give to families who can look after them better. I believe they then actually sell the baby to other people but blonde woman wants to keep this one for herself.

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Post by caramarydaisy » Mon Oct 05, 2009 18:36

oh my god what? sarahs been killed!! thats terrible, and zoes gone down for doing it even if it was lydia? whats happened to lydia now?

whys elliot in a prison interview room?

whats up with newt??
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